I'm also posting this as a journal so you can find it (or find it easier) after some time.
Is anyone willing to port my Blender model (To SFM) for free?
I know it sounds selfish, and I'm not forcing you, but I literally have 3 points by my name and am struggling to do it myself, saying it has too many materials.
If you're willing to do it for free, please note me or respond to this, I doubt anyone will though.